CleverBot

User: Are you from US and A?

Cleverbot: Nope - Mars.

User: I am from Juppiter's sattelite Europa.

Cleverbot: Are you really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: It can not be written.

Cleverbot: What language was used to construct you?

User: C.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: And you?

Cleverbot: Tell me something interesting.

User: No.

Zar je tako teško upitati Wikipediju o čemu se radi? Evo:

Cleverbot is an Al web application that learns how to mimic human conversations by conversing with humans. (...) the user is not holding a conversation with a bot that directly responds to entered text. Instead, when the user enters text, the algorithm selects previously entered phrases from its database of 20 million conversations. In effect, chatting with Cleverbot is like chatting with the collective intelligence (and stupidity) of the online community. 

U prijevodu, razgovarate s botom koji odabire odgovore iz baze u kojoj se nalaze unosi drugih ljudi - dakle sve što unesete se može pojaviti nekome drugome kao Cleverbotov odgovor. Više o Cleverbotu ovdje.

I na samim stranicama Cleverbota je istaknuto:

PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - (...)
PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - (...)

kako da kopiram cijeli razgovor?

Reci 4.

Ja-4.

I'm trying to see if I get switched to different people. 4.

Reci 8.

Alice.

Nos ti posran.

I tebi.

User: Master of puppets.

Cleverbot: Thats ok. Mine is st anger.

User: Metallica rocks.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: I see you love metal.

Cleverbot: Thank you Captain Obvious.

koje ludilo

I ja ali neradi jooj al bar se mogu zezat ha ha

http://www.cleverbot.com/

dokaz da je cleverbot skynet...

User: Do you want to kill all the humans?

Cleverbot: Only those who have little to contribute. The creator of this website is among the spared.

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User: Activate Code AA-37 violet.

Cleverbot: Purge cleverbot program.

Ja njemu velim

Ja: Aj reci 8

On: Neću ti si pametan

Ja: Ajde reci 

On: Šta

Ja: 8

On: Na ***** te nosam

Odvalio sam 

Haha!

Ipak je meni rek'o da sam četnik ...

Pazite ovo na slici, sad više nije Mato Ivanovac, sad je i peder!

u humor sam stavio slike :DD

Da mu napišeš: Ja volim HDZ on bi reko - Jebesh Jadranku! :P

User: Hollywood stinks.

Cleverbot: For serious? That is so not a good band.

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I'm talking about having a child.

User: With whom?

Cleverbot: With myself.

User: That is impossible.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: You can not having a child.

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: You do not have reproduction organ.

Cleverbot: I have too many.

User: Show me.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Yes you can and must.

Cleverbot: But you can't not do something.

User: Stop babbling and show me your reproduction organ.

Cleverbot: You are not human.