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this is magnum forty four! Do you feel lucky,punk?

"It's too bad she won't live... But then again, who does?"

i can't feel my face, i mean i can touch it, but i can't feel it.   BLOW

The ring must be destroyed...

Luke, I am your father.

" Sta je bre pederi.

imam vec mnogo dobrih izreka, pa evo jedne koje se niste sjetili:

"Lord Vader?"

"Yes Master?"

"Riiiiiiise."

" You wanna f*** with me? Okay." - Scarface

Evo par izreka iz 4 sezone Housa

People don't change. For example, I'm gonna keep on repeating 'people don't change.

This isn't just about the sex. You like her personality. You like that she's conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves... Oh my God -- you're sleeping with me.

Slippery slope -- today we withhold porn, tomorrow it's clean bandages.

Only if you count Jenna Jameson's autobiography as a gynecological text.

And I call you Cutthroat Bitch, well, quod erat demonstrandum. And I speak in Latin because I don't try to hide what an ass I am.

Earl: I was gonna focus on quitting smoking. But it turns out quitting smoking is stressful. And when I'm stressed-out, I smoke.

Earl: Why are we stopping?

Randy: I think we got a flat in the back.

Catalina: Yea, I heard it too.

Earl: Damnit! I just got those tires five years ago.

The Last Boy Scout

Alley Thug: All right, you want it in the chest, or the head?
Joe Hallenbeck: Yeah, that's what your wife said.
Alley Thug: Hey, would you stop with the wife shit?
Joe Hallenbeck: Ask me how fat she is.
Alley Thug: Fuck you, man! How fat is she?
Joe Hallenbeck: She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Motherfucker, if you wanna fuck her you gotta slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Now I'm not saying she's fat, her high school picture was an aerial photograph.

[Joe has just found out that Mike was sleeping with his wife]
Mike Mathews: Look Joe, it just happened.
Joe Hallenbeck: Sure, sure, it just happened. Could happen to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, fell on the floor and accidently stuck your dick into my wife. "Oops, I'm sorry, Mrs. H, I guess this just isn't my week".

Joe Hallenbeck: This is the '90s. You don't just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first.

Ostatak :  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102266/quotes

Neke izreke iz legendarne serije "Crna guja"

Nursie: You're so clever today, you better be careful your foot doesn't fall off.
Queen: Does that happen when you have lots of brilliant ideas? Your foot falls off?
Nursie: It certainly does. My brother, he had this brilliant idea of cutting his toenails with a scythe, and his foot fell off.

Nursie prica kako su kraljicu prvo zamjenili za djecaka kad se rodila:

"Out you popped, out of your mummie's tumkin and everybody shouting, 'It's a boy, it's a boy!' And somebody said, 'But it hasn't got a winkle!' And then I said, 'A boy without a winkle? God be praised, it's a miracle. A boy without a winkle!' And then Sir Thomas More pointed out that a boy without a winkle is a girl, and everyone was really disappointed."

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=328Q79GoR7g&feature=related

Film "Živi i mrtvi":

"Gde ste bre ubice?"

"Šta ste vi htjeli, državu bez krvi?"

Evo najbolje:" I have fallen and I can't get up!"