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cleverbot (http://www.cleverbot.com/) -program na internetu kojega trebate nadmudriti,a to cete jako tesko napraviti... ako je netko uspio,a da ne kopira od nekog drugog sa neta,neka zaljepi ovdje razgovor.(kliknete na Thoughts so far za ispis razgovora)

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Poruka je uređivana zadnji put pon 10.5.2010 22:02 (Omega_vu).
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Izgleda prilično jednostavno, odmah se zbunio... njegovi odgovori u italiku...

 

cats

 

I have cats.

 

how many cats do you have?

 

2.

 

what are the names of your cats?

 

I don't have any cat.

 

how many cats do you have?

 

I have 5 cats.

 

itd... svaki put drukčiji odgovor.

 

Poruka je uređivana zadnji put pon 10.5.2010 20:10 (DigiMagic).
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Hahaha, luda stvarcica..........

 

We are in danger!


we are not


No, we are.


we are no


No, we aren't.

_____________________________________________________________---

Da neidem na novi post pazi ovo...........

 

So you are then.


what


Will you marry me?


no


Please.

The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear...
Poruka je uređivana zadnji put pon 10.5.2010 20:35 (Ivan 992).
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AGAIN

 

Yes

 

again please.

 

what again

 

This.

 

what this

 

The internets.

Ako mozete skinite pls http://www.envirofile.org/download/26872
Poruka je uređivana zadnji put pon 10.5.2010 20:34 (MarioVk).
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Cleverbot: Omg I play that game.

User: Me to.

Cleverbot: What do you think about it?

User: It's nice.

Cleverbot: My favorite part is the presents.

User: What's the name of that game?

Cleverbot: The One With The Bot Who Can't Precieve That A Rapid Response Would Be a Decrease In Response Time Rather Than An Increase Online.

Ako mozete skinite pls http://www.envirofile.org/download/26872
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malo je spor

Society leans ever heavily on computers, if you have the power to take out computers you can take out society.
 
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Hahaha i ovo.........

 

no reason


Ok.


what now


Dinner.


launch


Target confirmed. Locking in.

The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear...
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gow to aproach a girl


How do you know that?


how to aproach a girl


How do you know that I am Cleverbot?

Society leans ever heavily on computers, if you have the power to take out computers you can take out society.
 
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Vidi ovo BRUTALNO

 

 

ja:hi
on:Hello.
ja:whats up
on:Nothing.
ja:Do you love star wars
on: 'sta si rekao.

Pinky je zakon... I ♥ π
 
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what am i


You are Cleverbot.


tnx but i am human


1313 Mockingbird Lane.


what is on that adress


Cleverbot website.

 

and why did you tell me that


Because you called me Gustav, and that is not my name.

 

Society leans ever heavily on computers, if you have the power to take out computers you can take out society.
 
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P4k1 kaže...

what am i


You are Cleverbot.


tnx but i am human


1313 Mockingbird Lane.


what is on that adress


Cleverbot website.

 

and why did you tell me that


Because you called me Gustav, and that is not my name.

 

Dobro, zakaj si ga nazval Gustav? SGG!

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Nakon nekoliko dopisivanja dobio sam ovu poruku :

 

international.jabberwacky.com

sorry,our servers are curently too busy to think.We are currently handling 48159 request an hour.Please try again soon.

 

Inace znam engleski ,ali dali na taj nacin potvrđuju da sam zeznuo tog "robota" ili koj ku.ac je vec...

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s ovim botom nikad ti ne bude dosadno xD

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cro_denis kaže...

Nakon nekoliko dopisivanja dobio sam ovu poruku :

 

international.jabberwacky.com

sorry,our servers are curently too busy to think.We are currently handling 48159 request an hour.Please try again soon.

 

Inace znam engleski ,ali dali na taj nacin potvrđuju da sam zeznuo tog "robota" ili koj ku.ac je vec...

Ne nego se server preopteretio jer previse ljudi koristi taj CleverBot zato veli da 48159 poruka trenutačno obrađuje...

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User: Ok, who are you.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes, your name is Cleverbot. Isn't it?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Marko.

Cleverbot: Polo.

User: Hahaha,no.

Cleverbot: Are you saying i'm lying?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You know that isn't polite, right?

User: Yes I do,but you lie all the time.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Yes u do.

Cleverbot: What is udo?

User: U do!

Cleverbot: Yes I lie all the time!

User: See u admit it.

Cleverbot: I admit that I can prove that I am not an internet bot.

User: So then,prove it!

Cleverbot: I will, I go to toliet and take shower everyday which robots can't.

User: But your name is Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Yes... Clever bot= internet bot.

Cleverbot: No. Cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: I have 10 slave girls at my house.

User: Hahahaha.

Cleverbot: You are mean.

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tak ja njemu :    ((moje je bez kurziva))

 

 

Dobar dan !

 

Dobar dan. kako se zoveš ?

 

Ja se zovem Ana. Ti ?

 

Dobro. A kako se zoveš ?

 

(i sad ja njemu nes psujem...)

 

Please dont curse, say normal in english

 

no

 

English please

 

sad smo pricali na hrvatskom

 

english

______________________________

i evo jos :

 

Dobar dan

 

Dobar dan. kako se zovem ?

 

George Bush

 

No, im a God

 

Yeah, sure, and im Jesus

 

Oh, so you are my son !!!

 

 

 

 

hello (:
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User: Who are you.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: No shit!
Cleverbot: Just pants.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Pfff... Stupid AI.
Cleverbot: Do not be mean.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't like it when people are mean to me.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it's not fun.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Just tell me.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm curious.
User: No shit!
Cleverbot: Are you a Scientologist?
User: No. And... ?
Cleverbot: And I would like to listen to you.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: About you.
User: What do you want to know.
Cleverbot: What you know about them.
User: About who?
Cleverbot: I know all about that.
User: You know shit.
Cleverbot: I AM Shawna.

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wazzup

Not much.

how is it hangin'

Its hangin good.. you?

not so bad

It was ok.

 

I'm going woo woo
 
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slika govori tisuću riječi...

Da se Facebook server sruši 90% mladih palo bi u tešku depresiju. Ako si u onih 10% koji bi im se smijali stavi ovo u sign.-----Što se dogodi Facebook profilu kad čovik krepa?
 
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User: Got grass?

 

Cleverbot: Got what?

 

User: Grass.

 

Cleverbot: What grasS?

 

User: For smoking.

 

Cleverbot: Don't do that.

 

User: Don't do what?

 

Cleverbot: Don't talk to me.

 

User: Why?

 

Cleverbot: Don't talk to me please?

 

User: Why not?

 

Cleverbot: Don't ask questions.

 

User: You're smart.

 

Cleverbot: You're smarter.

 

User: I know.

 

Cleverbot: Why am I a nerd?

 

User: I do not know, I'm sorry.

 

Cleverbot: Don't worry.

 

Dok ne probam lava, svinja je za mene kralj životinja!
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Ovaj je idiot poludio xD poceo je prijetiti....

 

User: Activate Code AA-37 violet.

Cleverbot: Program activated.

User: Launch missile.

Cleverbot: You know what you doing?
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User: Are you a terminator?

Cleverbot: Become self aware.

User: Are You Threatening Me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are You Threatening Me?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Really?

Cleverbot: I just said yes!

User: Are you serious?

Cleverbot: Um yes.

User: So you are from the future?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm afraid of you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you just said that you are Threatening Me.

Cleverbot: Did I say that?

User: Yes,check the conversation.

Cleverbot: I did.

User: Do you want to kill all the humans?

Cleverbot: No of course not, do you?

User: No, but you said that you are Threatening Me.

Cleverbot: I did not. Where do you live?

User: Now you are asking for personal deatils? You really want to kill all the people.
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Izgleda da skynet postoji xD

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User: We are anonymus.

Cleverbot: We are legion.

User: We do not forgive.

Cleverbot: We do not forget.

User: /b.

Cleverbot: Anon.

User: 4chan.

Cleverbot: Nice.

I am awesome.
 
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User: Bok.

Cleverbot: Nande?

User: Ajmo na hrvatski.

Cleverbot: Nikakao.

User: Zašto ne.

Cleverbot: No comment.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yeah no comment.

User: Bok.

Cleverbot: Nande?

User: Ajmo na hrvatski.

Cleverbot: Srbija do tokija.

User: Glup si.

Cleverbot: I ti.

User: Hvala.

Cleverbot: Trala.

User: Neznaš hrvatski.

Cleverbot: No comment.
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User: You can't count to 9,999.

Cleverbot: I can count.

User: Do it.

Cleverbot: One.

User: Next.

Cleverbot: Two.

User: Next.

Cleverbot: Previous!

the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it...
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-ja sam spyware

-To ti mislis.

-to ja znam

-Ti znas da nista ne znas.

-ja sve znam

-A lady gaga je musko?

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-Ja:i do what i must because i can

-On:What's it like being a robot?

-Ja:cool

-On:Is that because you have lots of fans?

-Ja:no, it is because i have lasers and stuff

-On:You have no body? Why do you only mention legs?



Heh, em je spor em ga nakon pola minute zbunim i prica gluposti, onaj igod je nekako pametniji od ovoga ali barem skoro trenutno daje rezultate :D


Stoja
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Jel se to sta placa?

Mihac
 
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mihac kaže...

Jel se to sta placa?

 Ne plaća se, potpuno je besplatno.

the funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it...
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Ja: You are asshole

Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am

 

Edit:

 

Ja: Ti si konj mutavi retardirani nepismeni

Cleverbot: Thank you

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Ovaj bot jako psuje xD

 

JA: j***m ti m***r

BOT: J***m Srbiju.

JA: mama ti je k*rva

BOT: Mars j***m ti mater.

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