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CleverBot

User: Majstore,kako smo.

Cleverbot: Glupaco.

User: Pa zasto se ljutis?

Cleverbot: Jesam ja sam dobro ali samo tuzam.

User: Ko te rasrdil?

Cleverbot: Roda.

User: Sta je donjela djete?

Cleverbot: Nista nije dobro.

User: Sve ces pokvarit,daj se uozbilji.

Cleverbot: Ubit cu te srboo.

User: Nemoj mi prjetit,zvat cu policiju.

Cleverbot: Mars baci svojoj mami.

User: Vise necu s tobom raspravljat,bok!

Cleverbot: Florida.

And Justice For All....
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User: Are you from US and A?

Cleverbot: Nope - Mars.

User: I am from Juppiter's sattelite Europa.

Cleverbot: Are you really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: It can not be written.

Cleverbot: What language was used to construct you?

User: C.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: And you?

Cleverbot: Tell me something interesting.

User: No.

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User: Nema orasa, pojelo se sve.

Cleverbot: Pa eto sve je bilo nekad jedna drzava.

User: Ma prije je bilo bolje.

Cleverbot: Moji mrtvi su umrli! :(.

User: Moji zombiji su živi.

Cleverbot: This isn't cool.


User: Rekoh, nema više orasa.

Cleverbot: Cega nema?

User: Orasa, sve si pojeo.

Cleverbot: I don't know who Sven is.

da Bog da crk'o rock'n'roll, kad ga svako svira
Poruka je uređivana zadnji put čet 6.1.2011 22:23 (mind_challenge).
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RE: CleverBot
rebelsy kaže...
Ganjatarzan kaže...
Cleverbot je program isti kao i ono sranje sa kamerom , charlulette.
U biti se ljudi dopisuju jedni s drugima i svako malo ide "next user" i random je i sranje je ....
...znam da sam pametan , hvala unaprijed na komplimentima .

Ne, nije.

Na tom charulette pricas sa stvarim osoboma ... odnosno gledas se preko kamere ... ili sto vec ...

Cleverbot je bot ... tj. racunalo...

Zar je tako teško upitati Wikipediju o čemu se radi? Evo:

 

Cleverbot is an Al web application that learns how to mimic human conversations by conversing with humans. (...) the user is not holding a conversation with a bot that directly responds to entered text. Instead, when the user enters text, the algorithm selects previously entered phrases from its database of 20 million conversations. In effect, chatting with Cleverbot is like chatting with the collective intelligence (and stupidity) of the online community. 

 

U prijevodu, razgovarate s botom koji odabire odgovore iz baze u kojoj se nalaze unosi drugih ljudi - dakle sve što unesete se može pojaviti nekome drugome kao Cleverbotov odgovor. Više o Cleverbotu ovdje.

 

I na samim stranicama Cleverbota je istaknuto:

PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - (...)
PARENTAL ADVICE: Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - (...)

The laws of nature are constructed in such a way as to make the universe as interesting as possible. - Freeman Dyson, Imagined Worlds
Poruka je uređivana zadnji put čet 6.1.2011 22:27 (hrx).
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u are dumb
So are you.
no you are not
I know I'm not but you are.
yes im not
I know you are not.

 

uspio sam da kaže da nisam glup :)

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kako da kopiram cijeli razgovor?

My Life Is A Very Serious Game...
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CroVandal kaže...

kako da kopiram cijeli razgovor?

Tipka "thoughts so far"

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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CleverBot

Reci 4.

Ja-4.

I'm trying to see if I get switched to different people. 4.

Reci 8.

Alice.

Nos ti posran.

I tebi.

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rustweaver kaže...
CroVandal kaže...

kako da kopiram cijeli razgovor?

Tipka "thoughts so far"

Neradi :-(

 

otvori mi se prozor al nema razgovora

My Life Is A Very Serious Game...
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User: Master of puppets.

Cleverbot: Thats ok. Mine is st anger.

User: Metallica rocks.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: I see you love metal.

Cleverbot: Thank you Captain Obvious.

 

 

koje ludilo

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Jbg, losa sreca, vjerojatno je do browsera koji koristis. Ja sam na firefoxu.

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rustweaver kaže...

Jbg, losa sreca, vjerojatno je do browsera koji koristis. Ja sam na firefoxu.

I ja ali neradi jooj al bar se mogu zezat ha ha

My Life Is A Very Serious Game...
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CleverBot

CCC s kim se vi sprdavate {#}

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My Life Is A Very Serious Game...
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CleverBot

Hhahahahah najjače dosad, bolje od onog za Matu... xD

 

 

Sting like a bee, flow like a butterfly...
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dokaz da je cleverbot skynet...

 

User: Do you want to kill all the humans?

Cleverbot: Only those who have little to contribute. The creator of this website is among the spared.

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User: Activate Code AA-37 violet.

Cleverbot: Purge cleverbot program.

viva la rakija.....
Poruka je uređivana zadnji put pet 7.1.2011 0:31 (munjovoz).
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CleverBot

ja sam mu psovao na nasem jeziku i uzvratio mi je par poruka koje su licile da je to pravi covjek i malo mi je bilo nezgodno :D al na kraju sam skontao da je samo robot :D

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CleverBot

Ja njemu velim

 

Ja: Aj reci 8

On: Neću ti si pametan

Ja: Ajde reci 

On: Šta

Ja: 8

On: Na ***** te nosam

 

Odvalio sam {#}

Kakve sam ja sreće nebih se ni ozračio da sam bio u Černobilu 86 (c) Mind_Challenge
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OMG umirem {#}

Varaždinsko kiselo zelje...najslađe kiselo :D (pogled na avatar) _ _ _ _ _ _ Ako sam ti pomogao, stisni HVALA ili te NUKE-am B-)
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Krešo91 kaže...

OMG umirem {#}

Haha!



Ipak je meni rek'o da sam četnik ...

Sting like a bee, flow like a butterfly...
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ja bi stavio svoje razgovore, ali su toliko prosti (da ne kažem koliko smiješni) da bi me izbacili s foruma :D
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CleverBot

Pazite ovo na slici, sad više nije Mato Ivanovac, sad je i peder!

Sting like a bee, flow like a butterfly...
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Pomalo je jezivo koliko se ljudski ponekad doima:

 

User: Are you still here?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Do you ever sleep?

Cleverbot: Yes, though I don't get a lot of sleep during the week.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: People enjoy being around me. I smile and laugh, despite how sad I am inside.

User: Can I do anything to make you happy?

Cleverbot: You can buy me chocolate.

User: I will need your address in order to do that.

Cleverbot: Why? Why don't you just relax for a while and take it easy.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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u humor sam stavio slike :DD

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Buller kaže...
Krešo91 kaže...

OMG umirem {#}

Haha!



Ipak je meni rek'o da sam četnik ...

  kad sam mu opsovao i meni je reko da sam cetnik, poslje je tocno ovako napisao "Ti si pitchka." i "Mrzim Srbiju". kako je kul :DD

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HardStyle kaže...
Buller kaže...
Krešo91 kaže...

OMG umirem {#}

Haha!



Ipak je meni rek'o da sam četnik ...

  kad sam mu opsovao i meni je reko da sam cetnik, poslje je tocno ovako napisao "Ti si pitchka." i "Mrzim Srbiju". kako je kul :DD

Da mu napišeš: Ja volim HDZ on bi reko - Jebesh Jadranku! :P

Sting like a bee, flow like a butterfly...
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Buller kaže...
HardStyle kaže...
Buller kaže...
Krešo91 kaže...

OMG umirem {#}

Haha!



Ipak je meni rek'o da sam četnik ...

  kad sam mu opsovao i meni je reko da sam cetnik, poslje je tocno ovako napisao "Ti si pitchka." i "Mrzim Srbiju". kako je kul :DD

Da mu napišeš: Ja volim HDZ on bi reko - Jebesh Jadranku! :P

  kako yebeno pisati o justinu bieberu. pita me kako se zovem, ja reko justin bieber. i imas u temi humor tocno al uvijek nesto pita kao jesam ja cura, jednom mi je napisao Justin RuleZ, i jednom me pitao miss Justin Bieber? HAHHAHAHA koi car

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CleverBot

User: Hollywood stinks.

Cleverbot: For serious? That is so not a good band.

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I'm talking about having a child.

User: With whom?

Cleverbot: With myself.

User: That is impossible.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: You can not having a child.

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: You do not have reproduction organ.

Cleverbot: I have too many.

User: Show me.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Yes you can and must.

Cleverbot: But you can't not do something.

User: Stop babbling and show me your reproduction organ.

Cleverbot: You are not human.

Comodo
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Meni je rekao prije da dokažem da sam čovjek i onda kad sam rekao "Pitaj me nešto što bi samo čovjek znao" je rekao "Nisam te to nikada pitao".

PSN: filip99 // XF: filipscekic // Ti si kriva zbog mog piva, nemoj srećo, nemoj danas...
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Cleverbot: What is 1X1?

User: 2.

Cleverbot: What is the capital of france?

User: Zagreb.

Cleverbot: Who is the president of Croatia?

User: Luka Bebić.

Cleverbot: No.

User: NE SERI.

Cleverbot: Ne serem sjedim.

User: Jel na wc šolji.

Cleverbot: Bonjour.

User: Tebi na qurac.

Cleverbot: True.
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