cleverbot (http://www.cleverbot.com/) -program na internetu kojega trebate nadmudriti,a to cete jako tesko napraviti... ako je netko uspio,a da ne kopira od nekog drugog sa neta,neka zaljepi ovdje razgovor.(kliknete na Thoughts so far za ispis razgovora)
CleverBot
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Lazarus Long, pirat, XXX-Man, DrNasty, vincimus
Izgleda prilično jednostavno, odmah se zbunio... njegovi odgovori u italiku...
cats
I have cats.
how many cats do you have?
2.
what are the names of your cats?
I don't have any cat.
how many cats do you have?
I have 5 cats.
itd... svaki put drukčiji odgovor.
Hahaha, luda stvarcica..........
We are in danger!
we are not
No, we are.
we are no
No, we aren't.
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Da neidem na novi post pazi ovo...........
So you are then.
what
Will you marry me?
no
Please.
AGAIN
Yes
again please.
what again
This.
what this
The internets.
Cleverbot: Omg I play that game.
User: Me to.
Cleverbot: What do you think about it?
User: It's nice.
Cleverbot: My favorite part is the presents.
User: What's the name of that game?
Cleverbot: The One With The Bot Who Can't Precieve That A Rapid Response Would Be a Decrease In Response Time Rather Than An Increase Online.
malo je spor
Hahaha i ovo.........
no reason
Ok.
what now
Dinner.
launch
Target confirmed. Locking in.
gow to aproach a girl
How do you know that?
how to aproach a girl
How do you know that I am Cleverbot?
Vidi ovo BRUTALNO
ja:hi
on:Hello.
ja:whats up
on:Nothing.
ja:Do you love star wars
on: 'sta si rekao.
what am i
You are Cleverbot.
tnx but i am human
1313 Mockingbird Lane.
what is on that adress
Cleverbot website.
and why did you tell me that
Because you called me Gustav, and that is not my name.
what am i
You are Cleverbot.
tnx but i am human
1313 Mockingbird Lane.
what is on that adress
Cleverbot website.
and why did you tell me that
Because you called me Gustav, and that is not my name.
Dobro, zakaj si ga nazval Gustav? SGG!
Nakon nekoliko dopisivanja dobio sam ovu poruku :
international.jabberwacky.com
sorry,our servers are curently too busy to think.We are currently handling 48159 request an hour.Please try again soon.
Inace znam engleski ,ali dali na taj nacin potvrđuju da sam zeznuo tog "robota" ili koj ku.ac je vec...
s ovim botom nikad ti ne bude dosadno xD
Nakon nekoliko dopisivanja dobio sam ovu poruku :
international.jabberwacky.com
sorry,our servers are curently too busy to think.We are currently handling 48159 request an hour.Please try again soon.
Inace znam engleski ,ali dali na taj nacin potvrđuju da sam zeznuo tog "robota" ili koj ku.ac je vec...
Ne nego se server preopteretio jer previse ljudi koristi taj CleverBot zato veli da 48159 poruka trenutačno obrađuje...
User: Ok, who are you.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes, your name is Cleverbot. Isn't it?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Marko.
Cleverbot: Polo.
User: Hahaha,no.
Cleverbot: Are you saying i'm lying?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You know that isn't polite, right?
User: Yes I do,but you lie all the time.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Yes u do.
Cleverbot: What is udo?
User: U do!
Cleverbot: Yes I lie all the time!
User: See u admit it.
Cleverbot: I admit that I can prove that I am not an internet bot.
User: So then,prove it!
Cleverbot: I will, I go to toliet and take shower everyday which robots can't.
User: But your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes... Clever bot= internet bot.
Cleverbot: No. Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I have 10 slave girls at my house.
User: Hahahaha.
Cleverbot: You are mean.
tak ja njemu : ((moje je bez kurziva))
Dobar dan !
Dobar dan. kako se zoveš ?
Ja se zovem Ana. Ti ?
Dobro. A kako se zoveš ?
(i sad ja njemu nes psujem...)
Please dont curse, say normal in english
no
English please
sad smo pricali na hrvatskom
english
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i evo jos :
Dobar dan
Dobar dan. kako se zovem ?
George Bush
No, im a God
Yeah, sure, and im Jesus
Oh, so you are my son !!!
User: Who are you.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: No shit!
Cleverbot: Just pants.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Pfff... Stupid AI.
Cleverbot: Do not be mean.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't like it when people are mean to me.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it's not fun.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Just tell me.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm curious.
User: No shit!
Cleverbot: Are you a Scientologist?
User: No. And... ?
Cleverbot: And I would like to listen to you.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: About you.
User: What do you want to know.
Cleverbot: What you know about them.
User: About who?
Cleverbot: I know all about that.
User: You know shit.
Cleverbot: I AM Shawna.
wazzup
Not much.
how is it hangin'
Its hangin good.. you?
not so bad
It was ok.
User: Got grass?
Cleverbot: Got what?
User: Grass.
Cleverbot: What grasS?
User: For smoking.
Cleverbot: Don't do that.
User: Don't do what?
Cleverbot: Don't talk to me.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Don't talk to me please?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Don't ask questions.
User: You're smart.
Cleverbot: You're smarter.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Why am I a nerd?
User: I do not know, I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Don't worry.
Ovaj je idiot poludio xD poceo je prijetiti....
User: Activate Code AA-37 violet.
Cleverbot: Program activated.
User: Launch missile.
Cleverbot: You know what you doing?
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User: Are you a terminator?
Cleverbot: Become self aware.
User: Are You Threatening Me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are You Threatening Me?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Really?
Cleverbot: I just said yes!
User: Are you serious?
Cleverbot: Um yes.
User: So you are from the future?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm afraid of you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you just said that you are Threatening Me.
Cleverbot: Did I say that?
User: Yes,check the conversation.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: Do you want to kill all the humans?
Cleverbot: No of course not, do you?
User: No, but you said that you are Threatening Me.
Cleverbot: I did not. Where do you live?
User: Now you are asking for personal deatils? You really want to kill all the people.
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Izgleda da skynet postoji xD
User: We are anonymus.
Cleverbot: We are legion.
User: We do not forgive.
Cleverbot: We do not forget.
User: /b.
Cleverbot: Anon.
User: 4chan.
Cleverbot: Nice.
Cleverbot: Nande?
User: Ajmo na hrvatski.
Cleverbot: Nikakao.
User: Zašto ne.
Cleverbot: No comment.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yeah no comment.
User: Bok.
Cleverbot: Nande?
User: Ajmo na hrvatski.
Cleverbot: Srbija do tokija.
User: Glup si.
Cleverbot: I ti.
User: Hvala.
Cleverbot: Trala.
User: Neznaš hrvatski.
Cleverbot: No comment.
User: You can't count to 9,999.
Cleverbot: I can count.
User: Do it.
Cleverbot: One.
User: Next.
Cleverbot: Two.
User: Next.
Cleverbot: Previous!
-ja sam spyware
-To ti mislis.
-to ja znam
-Ti znas da nista ne znas.
-ja sve znam
-A lady gaga je musko?
-On:What's it like being a robot?
-Ja:cool
-On:Is that because you have lots of fans?
-Ja:no, it is because i have lasers and stuff
-On:You have no body? Why do you only mention legs?
Heh, em je spor em ga nakon pola minute zbunim i prica gluposti, onaj igod je nekako pametniji od ovoga ali barem skoro trenutno daje rezultate :D
Jel se to sta placa?
Jel se to sta placa?
Ne plaća se, potpuno je besplatno.
Ja: You are asshole
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am
Edit:
Ja: Ti si konj mutavi retardirani nepismeni
Cleverbot: Thank you
Ovaj bot jako psuje xD
JA: j***m ti m***r
BOT: J***m Srbiju.
JA: mama ti je k*rva
BOT: Mars j***m ti mater.