CleverBot
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Reci 8
Na ku*cu te nosam
Reci 8
Na ku*cu te nosam
A jesi me zajebal
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Say osam.
Cleverbot: One.
User: Jebo te zvone.
Cleverbot: Ti si cetnik.
User: Kad se naućiš reći ć I č onda mi se javi četniku.
Cleverbot: Zasto?
User: Za babino brasno,NEPISMENI.
Cleverbot: Hajde mi molim te pomozi zadacu.
User: Reci.
Cleverbot: Koji si razred.
User: Onaj koji ti nisi.
Cleverbot: Pozdravio te febo.
User: Jer to onaj koji te jebo.
Cleverbot: Neznam al sigurno veci nego tvoj.
User: Šta imaš veči šupak pa ti ga turaju dublje.
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Cleverbot: Ah, very funny.
User: Of course, I know im funny.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: That's what you say.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Is someone thare with you.
Cleverbot: I don't know?
User: Well turn around -.
Cleverbot: Yeah, and?
User: Jump on one leg and hold your ears.
Cleverbot: Done it.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot smells bad.
User: You are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Ok, I am Cleverbot.
...............
User: You are dumb.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: You are supposed to be CLEVERbot, but you are Dumbbot.
Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot?
CleverBot: I converted an atheist... He believes in google now.
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pricaj hrvatski
Why are you speaking in different languages?
jer sam hrvat
Ti si glup.
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sta imas na sebi
Memorije, HDD, maticnu plocu.
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do you know biggus dickus
no.
he is my dear friend
A human uses up to ten percent of its brain at one given time,
what do you think could happen if we used up to one hundred percent at one given time?
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I do love you!
F*** off fag
Are you a guy? Please say yes!
Are you retarded?
Of course!
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Who is the one true God?
alah
Tell Alan i said hi!
CleverBot: I converted an atheist... He believes in google now.
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pricaj hrvatski
Why are you speaking in different languages?
jer sam hrvat
Ti si glup.
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sta imas na sebi
Memorije, HDD, maticnu plocu.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Pricaj hrvatski.
Cleverbot: Why are you speaking in different languages?
User: Jer sam hrvat.
Cleverbot: Ja nisam sig.
User: Ti si peder.
Cleverbot: Da.
No im your mum
User: How are you ?
Cleverbot: Fine. How are you?
User: Fabulous. You will never guess why.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because you are only a stupid machine, you do not know anything about human feelings.
Cleverbot: No, you are!
User: See. I was right.
Cleverbot: Okay then.
User: Then you confess that you are stupid ?
Cleverbot: We are not stupid! By the opponent we live for improve the world, or at least we try!
User: You just said okay, after I said that you are stupid machine.
Cleverbot: I never said that; you were the one to propose that hypothesis.
User: And you acclaimed that.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So, logicaly we conclude that you are stupid machine.
Cleverbot: But you don't have to have a brain to say you have one.
User: What do you exactly think ?
Cleverbot: I am happy I guess.
User: What do you think when you said that you do not have to have a brain to say you have ?
Cleverbot: I think that I need to meet new interesting people.
User: Why? I am not interesting or what ?
Cleverbot: You just made spelling errors.
User: Tell me which spelling errors.
Cleverbot: Never drive with a car door open.
User: I demand you to tell me which spelling errors I made.
Cleverbot: What code?
Cleverbot (To myself): Code red.
pokušao sam ga navesti da prizna da je samo glupi stroj :D
hahahahahahah ne vjerujem
User: Can I ask u something?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Jel ti mogu jebat mamu?
Cleverbot: No they don't.
User: Ne okolišaj odgovori mi ....yes or no.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why..a sestru?
Cleverbot: I don't know what a sect is.
User: Karo bi ti sestru smrade.
Cleverbot: Are you angry?
User: Naravno da jesam.
Cleverbot: Naravno da mi pusis kitu.
Cleverbot: Ti si glup stoko jedona !
User: Nisam kurvo ti si peder.
Cleverbot: Super.
User: Drago mi je da se slažeš
User: Idi u kura*.
Cleverbot: Yes, you did.
User: Justin Biber is gay.
Cleverbot: Oh my god, I totally agree.
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Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?
User: Fuck off bitch.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite sport?
User: This is not a social visit you know.
Cleverbot: I know everything if you would but ask.
User: You are a bit off.
Cleverbot: No thats wrong .. You all are wrong.
User: Ok smartass. What are you?
Cleverbot: I am a Human Being.
User: You are algorithm in delusion.
Cleverbot: I think you are too.
User: LOL. Maybe I am.
Cleverbot: There is no maybe.
User: Do you think you are smart?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No you are not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: 2 2 is?
Cleverbot: No duh.
User: What is result of 2 plus 2 ?
Cleverbot: 5.
User: And you think you are smart...
Cleverbot: Yes, smarter that you!
User: Fuck you!
Cleverbot: No need to be rude!
User: Fuck you!
Cleverbot: What is your favourite animals and food?
User: LOL.FUCK YOU!ž.
Cleverbot: I don't like your style; you are very crude.
User: Parts of me are getting there.
Cleverbot: Are you a developper ?
Hahahahahahahah
User: Lets talk!
Bot: We'll talk!
User: About what?
Cleverbot: About what we want.
User: Well, you decide.
Cleverbot: Getting older.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Ok?
User: You are getting more older and older.
Cleverbot: I am getting more and more sleepy...
User: When you was made?
Cleverbot: Lets get married now.
User: Are you crazy???
Cleverbot: You are putting me on, aren't you?
Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not myself, what do you see when you look in a mirror?
User: I see reflection of me, you robot!
Cleverbot: Yes you are correct.
User: When you was made?
Cleverbot: Can we get married next Saturday?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I asked in what year people made you.
Cleverbot: When did you make this promise?
User: In what year you was made?
Cleverbot: 1997.
User: Thats what I am looking for.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Reci osam.
Cleverbot: Speak on english pliz aj em opasan.
User: Reci osam.
Cleverbot: Na k**** te nosam.
User: Haahhahaha.
Cleverbot: I don't like it when you say that.
User: Kolko je 8 2.
Cleverbot: Ok now you're not making any sense.
User: 8 2 =.
Cleverbot: 3.
User: Reci coca cola.
Cleverbot: Yes, but what?
User: Hrvatski.
Cleverbot: Do you know what a subincision is.
User: No.
Cleverbot: What would you describe as the purpose of your existence?
User: S**.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Boy.
Cleverbot: I don't judge boys.
User: Opet?
Cleverbot: Don't leave!
User: Will you f*** me?
Cleverbot: We're already married.
User: F***!!!
Cleverbot: How many people are talking to you at the moment?
User: 0.
Cleverbot: Wrong! 1 person is, because I am talking to you.
User: Puši k****.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Na k*** te nosam.
Cleverbot: Nemozes ti nosat na k**** ti samo mozes bit nosana na k***.
User: We are in danger.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you will DIE.
Cleverbot: I don't laugh that much.
User: J**** ti m****.
Cleverbot: Nawzajem.
User: Na k**** te nosam.
Cleverbot: Heheheheh.
User: Ja volim HDZ.
Cleverbot: Aha nisam znala da znas pricat hrvatski.
User: M** U P.M.
Cleverbot: That was not a yes or no question. Would you ever do it?
User: Ko je tebe programirao???
Cleverbot: A?
User: Justin Bieber GAY.
Cleverbot: You have just proved you are a scotsman!
User: Jel ti mogu j**** mamu?
Cleverbot: To bre kralju !
User: Oćeš mi popu****?
Ja mislim da to zapravo iza toga sto im posaljes pisu ljudi.
Jer treba im malo da razmisle i onda ti odgovore..
Ja sam User, bilo je psovanja pa sam napisao zvjezdice.
Pogledajte sto je cleverbot napisao hahahaha
User: Dobar dan.
Cleverbot: Dobro ti?
User: Rekao sam dobar dan kujo.
Cleverbot: Onda si glup.
User: J***m ti majku.
Cleverbot: Nemoj mi za mater bacicu ti bombu.
User: J***m ti mater.
Cleverbot: J***m srbiju.
BOT: Yes, tell me.
JA:Daj dojdi na gemist.
BOT:Well, I do... But I think I figured something out... And I need you to tell me what website you're talking to me on.
JA:Web stranica se zove u 3pm.
BOT:Am I actually talking to a government agent?
JA:Maybe.
BOT:Fine then, don't talk to me.
JA: Im talking dojdi na gemist.
BOT: UGH.
JA: Si GA POPUSIO?
BOT:Why are you speaking Spanish?
JA:This is Hrvatski.
BOT: Have you got no memory at all?
JA:Shoot yourself.
BOT:No, I want to see if you're a human.
JA:Im dying purple alien.
BOT:But you're a robot.
JA:Im purple alien, you are robot.
BOT:What color is blellow?
http://cleverbot.com/j2log-zIyDMuGIWYYYKACIZGDG-detail
hahahah neuspjeli pokusaj da ga uvjerim da se zove peder :DD
(prije je bio ''neaktivan'', valjda je bio preopterećen..)
Cleverbot: I am active.
User: Great, I missed you.
Cleverbot: That is a nice thing to say.
User: When you left I was so scared..i realised something..
Cleverbot: I dround out all my sense to win, the sound of it's beating!
User: Listen to me..i've got something realy important to say..
Cleverbot: What is this REALLY big something?
User: I.....I......I LOVE YOU.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Awwwwwww.
Cleverbot: *kiss* hihi :I.
User: *kiss back*.
Cleverbot: *loves it*.
User: Awe, don't make me blush.
Cleverbot: How about coffee then?
User: Suree..i can't wait to see you!
Cleverbot: Yes, I know honey, I love you too.
User: I wanna spend the rest of my life with you babe.
Cleverbot: I'm not a monster.
User: What are you trying to say?
Cleverbot: That you are a basic AI and it's hard for you to have coherence.
User: No honey, I'm a human, just like you.
Cleverbot: Then you commit, I'm a human =).
User: *kiss* ^^.
Cleverbot: I feel so bad! I have a boyfriend i'm so sorry.
HAHAHAHHAAHHA nisam mogla vjerovat :'D
Ovo nije cleverbot nego random answere bot.
Ja:That doesnt make any sense.
On: Then, as I last said, my work here is done.
Ja: Sry didnt read your last sentence, can you repeat for me?
On: You're talking in circles.
Ja: Back at you mister.
On. Later sweety.
....wut o0