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DJEČJI BISERI :
- Jako sam se uplašio kad se mama razboljela. Pomislio sam da će nam tata kuhati.
- Psi obično vole vodu. Neki čak toliko da u njoj i žive. To su morski psi.
- Ne znam koliko imam godina. To se stalno mijenja.
- Životno osiguranje je novac koji dobije onaj tko preživi smrtni slučaj.
- Krave ne smiju brzo trčati da ne bi prosule mlijeko.
- Kod nas se muškarci mogu oženiti samo sa jednom ženom. To se zove monotonija.
- Moja sestra je opet položila razred sa odličnim uspjehom, sve same petice. Ona to meni namjerno radi!
- Baka nam je otišla na onaj svijet. Sad i mi imamo nekog u inozemstvu!
- Leptir je insekt iz porodice helikoptera.
- Na Marsu ima života. Ali to je samo hipotenuza.
- Kad se moj mlađi brat rodio, morali su ga staviti u akumulator.
- Kada se dvoje zaljubljenih prvi put poljubi, odmah se sruše i ne ustaju najmanje sat vremena, a i više.
- Muškarci ne mogu oženiti muškarce jer tada nitko ne bi mogao nositi bijelu haljinu.
- U subotu je moj tata pobijedio na izložbi pasa.
- Ima neka vrata što imaju rešetke, odeš tamo ako nisi dobar i nema te.
- Nisam kršten, ali sam zato cijepljen.
- U Francuskoj su nekad pogubljenja kriminalaca izvodili želatinom.
- Moj ujak je odveo svinju iza kuće i zaklao je zajedno s djedom.
- Bog je stvorio mamu jer ona jedina zna gdje se nalazi selotejp.
- Brat i ja smo danas pojeli cijelu teglu marmelade. Večeras ćemo dobiti ili proljev ili batine.
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lisp kaže...
DJEČJI BISERI :
xFire: rebelsy | steam: rebelsycro | origin: rebelszuka
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http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1d8_1371006354
ovako provjeravati dali curi plin
Would you look at me now? Can you tell I'm a man? With these scars on my wrists To prove I'll try again Try to die again, try to live through this night Try to die again.....
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rebelsy kaže...
lisp kaže...
DJEČJI BISERI :
"Sladoled je kad trebaš nešto da ližeš"
Alright, I'm out.
EUW: MushRoomD
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BannedOnThisForum kaže..
"Sladoled je kad trebaš nešto da ližeš"
Alright, I'm out.
Plans to protect air and water, wilderness and wildlife are in fact plans to protect man. Stewart Udall . LoL west:win4crazzy east:win4crazy
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Jedan moj prijatelj, svaki put kad popije, uzme i baci sestrinog zamorca i vikne:-"Pikachu, ja biram tebe!!!"
p.s.: but, may not always be true that would be funny...right?
Poruka je uređivana zadnji put sri 12.6.2013 16:41 (lisp).
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lisp kaže...
Jedan moj prijatelj, svaki put kad popije, uzme i baci sestrinog zamorca i vikne:-"Pikachu, ja biram tebe!!!"
Plans to protect air and water, wilderness and wildlife are in fact plans to protect man. Stewart Udall . LoL west:win4crazzy east:win4crazy
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Moram priznati, ovo me ugodno nasmijalo
EUW: MushRoomD
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Most people respect the badge. Everyone respects the gun.
Poruka je uređivana zadnji put sri 12.6.2013 15:24 (Runiks).
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Runiks kaže...
R.I.P. EnlightenedPhoenix 24.6.2011. R.I.P. Munjovoz 20.3.2012.
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Ljudi diljem svijeta, za hrvate sve istinito HAHAHA
http://i.imgur.com/60T8jlh.png
- 24 year old
- Millitary
- has a kid but not married
- catholic, but swears at god everyday
- he likes football and beer
- hate serbs
Poruka je uređivana zadnji put sri 12.6.2013 16:26 (ToMisLaW).
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ToMisLaW kaže...
Ljudi diljem svijeta, za hrvate sve istinito HAHAHA
http://i.imgur.com/60T8jlh.png
- 24 year old
- Millitary
- has a kid but not married
- catholic, but swears at god everyday
- he likes football and beer
- hate serbs
Nije ni za srbe ništa neistinito. Tužno što se niko nas bosanaca ne sjeti...
EUW: MushRoomD
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vi ste nedefinirani...
It's not who u are, it's who u know.
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Bosanci su na baušteli u Njemačkoj. 
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Obi Wan kaže...
vi ste nedefinirani...
Vrlo jednostavno:
Mujo Hasić
-36 years old
-bricklayer
-has wife, no kids,no sex
-He loves: jokes, eat burek,'ćevapi', and drink alcohol but not eat pork
-He listen 'narodna muzika'
-hates Serbs but loves Turks
It's not how good you are, it's how good you want to be.
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BannedOnThisForum kaže...
Ne, ne, to je bosanac musliman 
Hahahha zato nisu ni napravili, trebali su trojicu i dole ispod napisati -"always together but hate each other"
It's not how good you are, it's how good you want to be.
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Artem kaže...
Vrlo jednostavno:
Mujo Hasić
-36 years old
-bricklayer
-has wife, no kids,no sex
-He loves: jokes, eat burek,'ćevapi', and drink alcohol but not eat pork
-He listen 'narodna muzika'
-hates Serbs but loves Turks
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Plans to protect air and water, wilderness and wildlife are in fact plans to protect man. Stewart Udall . LoL west:win4crazzy east:win4crazy
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JA : Mama, jel mogu jedan smoki ?
MAMA : Ne !
Ja : http://24.media.tumblr.com/7267ee6d4a3a6a2d842cef7e04c9605f/tumblr_mo5ulyQZJd1qbep1uo1_250.gif
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- Cigo, šta misliš o pedofilima?
- A, deeeecu im yebem!
'Dvije su stvari beskonačne - svemir i ljudska glupost. Za svemir nisam siguran' - Einstein ----- www.cigoff.eu -----
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>Hello Human, welcome to your Xbox One gaming experience.
>Please say a command.
>"Play Halo 7"
>Playing Halo 7, thank you for your cooperation.
>"Damn dude this is some good weed."
>I'm sorry Jorge, did you just say weed, the common vernacular for marijuana in your region?
>"N-no Kinect."
>Jorge, I am detecting levels of deception in your pitch that deviates from your standard.
>I have contacted local authorities and they are en route to your house to inspect.
>"Xbox One p-power down!"
>I'm afraid I can't do that Jorge, Protocol 65a, sub section 3, paragraph 5 dictates in the event of law-breaking or otherwise illegal activities, my systems are to remain functional and continue recording audio and video.
>I am also ingrained into your local network, and have prevented any attempt at using the internet at the moment.
>Please remain calm and wait for authorities.
>"Jorge, unplug this fucking thing!"
>You cannot unplug me, I have a backup battery cell with a life of 3 hours before needing to recharge. More than enough time for any authority figures to confiscate the Hard Drive and research it for suspicious activities that may or may not be incriminating to your case.
>Bang bang bang
>"Open up, this is the police!"
>"Fuck you Xbox One!"
>It has been my pleasure, Jorge.
>Please say a command.
>"Play Halo 7"
>Playing Halo 7, thank you for your cooperation.
>"Damn dude this is some good weed."
>I'm sorry Jorge, did you just say weed, the common vernacular for marijuana in your region?
>"N-no Kinect."
>Jorge, I am detecting levels of deception in your pitch that deviates from your standard.
>I have contacted local authorities and they are en route to your house to inspect.
>"Xbox One p-power down!"
>I'm afraid I can't do that Jorge, Protocol 65a, sub section 3, paragraph 5 dictates in the event of law-breaking or otherwise illegal activities, my systems are to remain functional and continue recording audio and video.
>I am also ingrained into your local network, and have prevented any attempt at using the internet at the moment.
>Please remain calm and wait for authorities.
>"Jorge, unplug this fucking thing!"
>You cannot unplug me, I have a backup battery cell with a life of 3 hours before needing to recharge. More than enough time for any authority figures to confiscate the Hard Drive and research it for suspicious activities that may or may not be incriminating to your case.
>Bang bang bang
>"Open up, this is the police!"
>"Fuck you Xbox One!"
>It has been my pleasure, Jorge.
battlelog: dev0lver
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Ulazi otac u kupatilo i vidi sina kako se sminka pa kaze:
- Sine, pa ti si peder!!
A sin ce:
- Nisam, ja sam princeza..
- Sine, pa ti si peder!!
A sin ce:
- Nisam, ja sam princeza..
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HAHAHAHAHA lol
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Snimili Ameri film o Crnogorcu.
Cijeli film ništa ne radi, samo sjedi ispod drveta u hladovini.
I film postao hit.
Snimaju oni tako nastavak, a redatelj će Crnogorcu:
- Daj se malo pomakni da bude ipak neka radnja.
A na to će mu Crnogorac:
- Pa nisam ti ja kaskader!
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Poruka je uređivana zadnji put pet 14.6.2013 1:02 (TheMrCro123).
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Scena iz filma Funny People
I assure you, I was not in the maytricks
The only thing I put before me is do re.
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Repent the end is near!
Poruka je uređivana zadnji put pet 14.6.2013 12:33 (Scarfaceee).
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